Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.
You used to be a fairly regular troll until you suffered from a horrible accident that included an OVERDOSE OF MIND HONEY and REPEATED HEAD INJURIES.
Ever since your powerful PSYCHIC ABILITIES have been on the fritz, occasionally becoming UNCONTROLLABLY POWERFUL and at other times just REFUSING TO WORK ALTOGETHER.
Your interests include PROGRAMMING COMPUTERS, HACKING INTO WEBSITES, AND CREEPING ON YOUR FRIENDS.